How many lawyer jokes are there? Only three. The rest are true stories.
Yes, and what do lawyers and bullfrogs have in common? Both have a big head that consists mainly of mouth.
What can you say about 1,300 lawyers buried up to their necks in cement? Not enough cement.
What's the difference between a vulture and a lawyer? The vulture doesn't get frequent-flier miles.
How does an attorney sleep? First he lies on one side. Then he lies on the other.
How do you get a group of lawyers to smile for a picture? Just say "Fees!"
What do you throw to a drowning lawyer? His partners.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar? Pronunciation.
What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra? Taller.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker. The other is a fish.
Did you hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers? It's called Sosumi.
What is the difference between baseball and law? In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.
Do you know what's wrong with lawyer jokes? Lawyers don't think they're funny, and everyone else thinks they're not jokes.
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